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Aging Jokes. A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten.

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Dirty Short Bar Jokes Handjob Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

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It's Metafilter's 20th anniversary! To celebrate, scan some cats or help fund Mefi! I'm not looking for Aristocrats-type jokes, just slightly dirty things. My grandma really likes dirty jokes, used to watch Springer regularly, but she's also the kind of grandma who uses words like Davenport and always acts proper in public.

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Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

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Old man jokes jokes about old men. Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes.

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These ancient jokes are NSFW, and you may not understand all of them — time has inevitably changed language, making it difficult to infer exact meaning from writing. Nevertheless, you are now about to read some of the oldest dirty jokes known to man. These jokes go back thousands of years, but arguably still hold up today.


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